i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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