That's intense
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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