He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i came on her dog
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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