idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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