I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
