Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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