I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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