I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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