i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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