Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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