Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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