there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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