You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
