Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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