i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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