hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Someone shit on the floor
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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