im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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