Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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