He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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