This is not my ceiling
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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