My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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