She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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