her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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