watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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