I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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