dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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