Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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