I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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