***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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