I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize