booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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