this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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