No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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