Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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