Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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