That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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