the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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