is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im holly from the hills drunk
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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