i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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