hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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