please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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