i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I stole a fireplace last night.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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