A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?