I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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