I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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