Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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