It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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