i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
pray to the hookup gods
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