like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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