I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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