omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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