You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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