the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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