That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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