I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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