Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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