16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
